английские скороговорки и ломатели языка.
часть первая.. разогревчасть первая
Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
Where Molly had had "had had", "had had" had had the teacher's approval.
Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
Six stick shifts stuck shut.
How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.
часть два.... а оно тебе надо?часть вторая
Первый урок - английский для начинающих:
"Три ведьмы разглядывают трое часов "Свотч". Какая из ведьм разглядывает какие часы?"
Теперь по английски:
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?
Второй урок - английский для продвинутых учеников:
"Три ведьмы-трансвеститки разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из ведьм-трансвеститок разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"
Теперь по английски:
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
Третий урок - английский для абсолютных профессионалов:
"Три швейцарских ведьмы-сучки, желающих изменить свой пол, разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из швейцарских ведьм-сучек, желающих изменить свой пол,разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах "Свотч"?"
Теперь по английски:
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch switch?
для тех кому мало и особых маньяковчасть третья.
Whenever the weather is cold.
Whenever the weather is hot.
We'll weather the weather,
whatever the weather,
whether we like it or not.
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Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
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а это вообще самое любимое оее
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
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Betty bought some butter,
but the butter Betty bought was bitter,
so Betty bought some better butter,
and the better butter Betty bought
was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before!
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a wooodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood
as a woodchuck would chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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